To represent this category of funny cards, I've selected King Cheetah's flavor text citing Suq'Ata wisdom as one of the first I remember laughing about when I started playing Magic in 1997
Thats totally okay though, because it plays that role perfectly
I often rue the fact that Dragons dont get ward the way some random uncommons do, but Terror of the Peaks had ward before ward had a name, so theres that
On todays Weekly MTG stream, however, we got to see the full promo lineup, and its a real doozy
Yuriko, the Tigers Shadow The best of the best and the OG Ninja Commander, Yuriko has been the bane of many tables since her introduction
Somebody better light the beacons its white card draw